Monday, August 11, 2008

Classic Q&A Sessions

A few of us were watching the National Day Parade program in my in law's room, there were a group of Malays performing & my mil asked YanShang:
奶奶:焱上,他们是马来人,你是什么人?
焱上:我是kor kor (哥哥)!
奶奶:不,你是新加坡人华人
焱上:我是kor kor (哥哥)!

YongQing was sitting in her walker at home & suddenly there was smell of shit lingering around the living room area:
Mummy: 雍卿,是不是你大便?
雍卿:是!
Mummy: 那你要不要洗屁股?
雍卿:要!

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